From I Aloha Molokai

Uncle Sam and Kanoho have a talk about Sen. Kalani English, his busy schedule and his latest pet cause — the Steven Tyler Act.

Uncle Sam: Seriously Kanoho, what is this bill really about?

Kanoho: To tell the truth, I think it just means certain legislators just want the stars all to themselves.

Uncle Sam: So, senator has time to help those who do not need help. But no time for those who do. Is anyone opposing this bill?

Kanoho: Eh, nobody famous. Just the attorney general, the ACLU, journalists, taxpayers, you know, boring people.....